Mena Suvari, Colleen Camp, Alan Cumming, Jimmi Simpson
Clueless Midwesterner Paul Tannek arrives in New York City to go to college at NYU only to run into one complication and mishap after another. When Paul is branded a loser by his three outgoing dorm roommates (who then boot him from their room), he's relocated to a spare room at a veterinary clinic where, by accident, Dora Diamond, a fellow coed who is dating their unscrupulous literacy professor, falls under his care following an overdose.—Matt Patay